Unbelievable Tuscany Escape: La Mandolata 12, Emma Villas Capannori!
Unbelievable Tuscany Escape: La Mandolata 12, Emma Villas Capannori! - A Review (with a Heavy Emphasis on Reality)
Okay, buckle up buttercups, because I just got back from La Mandolata 12, or as I like to call it, "The Tuscan Dream… Mostly." This review isn't going to be some sterile, corporate-speak regurgitation of facts. Nope, this is the real deal, warts and all, and trust me, there were some warts. But also, a whole lotta sunshine, olive oil, and general amore.
First things first: Location, Location, Location (and the Accessibility). Whew, Capannori. Gorgeous, rolling hills of Tuscany. Picture postcard stuff. Finding it was a bit of a saga – Google Maps, you magnificent but sometimes baffling beast, led us on a few scenic detours involving very narrow, very winding roads. Getting there is an adventure in itself. Seriously, take the airport transfer (which, by the way, is pretty good – and they offer valet parking, which is a godsend). But once you arrive? Magic.
Now, about that accessibility. I have to say, it's a mixed bag. The good news: there's an elevator (praise be!), and the general layout of the villa (because, let's be clear, La Mandolata 12 is a villa, like, seriously opulent) seems pretty navigable. The bad news: specific accessibility details are…sparse. I couldn't find concrete info on specific room features for wheelchair users, and the website kind of glosses over it. This is something Emma Villas really need to improve. I'm giving them the benefit of the doubt that the staff would be super helpful, but clear, upfront info is necessary. This place tries to be inclusive, but they gotta do better!
Let's Dive into the Good Stuff: Relaxation and Pampering (and My Slightly Messy Experience)
The Spa… ohhh, the Spa! Look, I promised you honesty, right? Right. So here's the truth: I'm not usually a spa person. I'm more of a "crumple in a ball on the couch with Netflix" kind of relaxer. But I was feeling particularly adventurous. My partner convinced me, and I walked myself, reluctantly, toward paradise….
Okay, so this place boasts things like a sauna, steam room, pool with a view, and all those massages. I figured, why not? They offered a body scrub to start, and I was certain I would hate it. Picture me, a clumsy, anxious blob, being slathered in salt and… well, things. I braced myself.
Then, something unexpected happened. As the therapist rubbed the grit into my skin, I started to giggle. And then to relax. The sun streamed through the window, the essential oils smelled heavenly, and I just… melted. My grumpy persona, usually firmly in place, just left. My partner (who is a spa veteran) said it was one of the best scrubs he'd ever seen. By the end, I swear, I felt like I was shedding layers of stress. Amazing.
Seriously, the pool with the view? Breathtaking. You could truly lose hours just staring at the Tuscan hills, sipping a drink from the poolside bar. It's a view that makes you want to write poems (even if you're terrible at them).
The Food & Wine (And The Occasional Hiccup):
Tuscany and food? It's like a match made in heaven, baby. From the second you arrive at La Mandolata, the aroma of deliciousness hangs in the air.
- Breakfast: Here's a crucial tip: spring for the breakfast. The buffet is a continental spread, but well-curated and perfect for starting your day. The stuff had amazing choices for both the Western and Asian tastes. Plus the option for breakfast in your room is a pure touch of luxury.
- Meals: Restaurants, restaurants, restaurants! The choice of a vegetarian restaurant inside the villa is a huge plus! There is also an international restaurant which caters to everyone's tastes. Room service (24-hour)? Yes, please! (Although one time, when I ordered late, the food took a bit long, but it was understandable!).
- Desserts? Oh, the desserts! Prepare to loosen your belt.
- Drinks: Poolside bar and happy hour? Need I say more?
- The Kitchens: The sanitized kitchen and tableware items were really clean.
Cleanliness and Safety (in the time of Covid):
This place takes Covid seriously, and I really appreciated it! Everything felt clean, safe, and well-cared-for. They use anti-viral cleaning products, and have a professional-grade sanitizing service. They have a daily disinfection in common areas, staff trained in safety protocol, and hand sanitizer everywhere. You can opt-out of room sanitization if you prefer. They also had things like individually-wrapped food options, and a safe dining setup. Physical distancing of at least 1 meter was enforced.
Everything Else (The Bits and Bobs):
- Internet: The Free Wi-Fi in all rooms was a game changer. The Internet [LAN] and Wi-Fi for special events are also a bonus.
- Family/Child Friendly?: Yes! They have kids facilities, kids meals and a babysitting service.
- Conveniences: There is a convenience store selling basic supplies.
- Services and Conveniences: They offer a daily housekeeping, concierge service, and laundry and dry cleaning, so you are taken care of.
- For The Kids: Babysitting service is available if you have children.
Some Little Annoyances (Because Let's Be Real):
- Little things: The bathroom phone in my room didn't work. A minor inconvenience.
- The "Shrine": I have no idea why there's a "shrine" listed. I didn't see one. Maybe it's hidden?
- Smoking area: I personally didn't use the smoking area, but some people might find it a must.
- Pets: I wish they allowed pets! It would have improved my rating.
The Offer (Because I Wanna Convince You to Go!):
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Alright, buckle up buttercups and grab your Aperol spritzes, because we're about to dive headfirst into my chaotic, glorious, and possibly wine-stained itinerary for a week at La Mandolata 12 in Emma Villas Capannori, Italy. Forget perfectly planned Pinterest boards – this is real life, baby. And trust me, it’s way more fun.
Day 1: Arrival & A Plea for Espresso (aka, The Great Luggage Debacle)
- Morning (ish): Arrive at Pisa Airport. Okay, let's be honest, more like stumble off the plane, bleary-eyed and praying my checked bag actually MADE it. (Spoiler alert: It didn't. My favorite cashmere sweater? Vanished into the Tuscan ether. Cue minor meltdown). Found the rental car, which was… a little smaller than advertised. Think "clown car with a bad attitude." But hey, it got us to La Mandolata!
- Afternoon: OMG. La Mandolata 12. Picture this: a sprawling villa, vines tumbling over ancient stone, a pool that's begging you to jump in. Pure, unadulterated paradise. That is, if my luggage wasn't currently orbiting somewhere between Pisa and the Bermuda Triangle. My first instinct? Find the coffee machine. Stat. Espresso is a NEED, not a want. Luckily, the house had one, but it took me three tries (and a minor Italian-language panic attack) to figure out how to work it.
- Early Evening: A brief exploration of the property (I tried to not cry again when I found out my luggage was still missing - and started to blame the rental car), followed by a tentative dip in the pool. The water was a little chilly, but after 4 hours of car driving and getting lost, I felt a renewed sense of relaxation!
- Evening: Dinner at a nearby trattoria. Found a magical place. It was all just a bunch of friends and families laughing and singing. I had a pasta dish that made me want to weep with joy. And the wine? Oh. The wine. It was like a warm hug from Italy itself. Ended the night with a long phone call to the airline, followed by another espresso. This time I was an expert!
Day 2: Lucca (and the Pursuit of Perfection - which is, predictably, Impossible)
- Morning: Determined to embrace the "lost luggage" situation, I decided to kickstart my day by visiting the local market and look for a suitcase. Lucca is a walled city, a cycling paradise. I found a cute little cafe, downed a cappuccino, and felt like I was in a movie (minus my luggage, which was a real buzzkill).
- Afternoon: Cycling the walls of Lucca was a must. I rented a bike (another comedic performance in broken Italian and frantic hand gestures). The ride was pure bliss. The views, the breeze, the sense of freedom… Until I got a flat tire. Cue another, less-dramatic-this-time, French-language panic attack (turns out, "crevaison" is French for a flat tire.) Stumbling around in the streets of Lucca - I'm sure I looked like an idiot, but I managed to find a bike shop with some very patient people who fixed my bike!
- Early Evening: Lucca's charm is something else. After the bike episode, I just roamed some of the shops and tried to get my hands on a replacement for my missing cashmere sweater.
- Evening: Dinner at a restaurant in Lucca and the food. The food!!! Another pasta dish to die for. This time, I had a glass of red wine, and I knew I was in heaven!
Day 3: Wine Tasting (and the inevitable, glorious chaos)
- Morning: Wine tour! Okay, full disclosure: I'm not a connoisseur. I know I like red and white, and I'm very skilled at saying "mmm, delicious" in a vaguely knowing way. But still, the Tuscan countryside from the car window was breathtaking. Imagine rolling hills, vineyards stretching as far as the eye can see, and the sun casting a magical golden glow.
- Afternoon: The first winery. We went to 3. The first one felt very high-end, the tasting was very serious and there was a sommelier who sniffed EVERYTHING. Very impressive, but also a little intimidating. I kept trying to fake it, but I think "This is good, but I'm ready for more wine" was a pretty bad attempt at a sophisticated comment.
- Late Afternoon: The second one was way more my speed. Family-run, a dog sleeping under the table, much less fuss. I think I had a little too much, but the wine was incredible. I can't recall its name. But, yes, it was DELICIOUS.
- Evening: Dinner at home. Made a salad, cooked some pasta. Watched the sunset with a glass of… well, the wine I definitely couldn't recall the name of. Laughing with my "friends", even my stress on all this work I did on the trip started to fade. The world wasn't going so bad after all.
Day 4: The Villa's Embrace (a day of pure, unadulterated relaxation… mostly)
- Morning: Sleep. Glorious, uninterrupted sleep. Because, wine. And exhaustion!
- Afternoon: The pool! The pool! The pool! Spent the whole afternoon swimming, sunbathing, and reading. Finally, things went back to normal and I felt well again. The joy of doing nothing!
- Evening: Dinner at the villa. It was supposed to be a fancy Italian meal. But, in the end, we had a bunch of leftover pasta and wine. And what did we do? We were singing some karaoke songs in the kitchen, and that became the highlight of the trip to Italy!
Day 5: Florence (and the Quest for Art, Pizza, and maybe a little sanity)
- Morning: Driving into Florence. This was a challenge. Narrow streets, aggressive Vespas, and a general air of structured chaos. I'm pretty sure I aged a decade navigating the city.
- Afternoon: The Uffizi Gallery. Art overload! But it was incredible. I was fascinated by the Botticelli, Michelangelo's David…I had to see it all, and I spent hours looking at amazing art.
- Evening: PIZZA! It was the best pizza of my life. And after a day of art and chaos, it was all I needed.
Day 6: Back to Capannori (and Embracing the Imperfect)
- Morning: Today, I slept once again.
- Afternoon: I tried to cook some pasta. It was ok. It was not the pasta from Day 1.
- Evening: We went to the same restaurant from the first day. This time, the waiters knew me. I was very happy.
Day 7: Departure (and a promise to return)
- Morning: Last day! Packed my bags (what few things I had left!).
- Afternoon: Departure. Got lost once again.
- Evening: Arrived to my home.
And there you have it. La Mandolata 12 in all its messy, glorious, imperfect glory. It wasn't perfect. My luggage never turned up. I made some bad Italian and French attempts. I overindulged in more wine than I should have. But it was real. It was full of laughter, unexpected adventures, and a deep, abiding love for the chaos of it all. Till next time, Italy. You've stolen my heart (and possibly my sanity).
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Unbelievable Tuscany Escape: La Mandolata 12 - Seriously?! (Emma Villas, Capannori) - FAQs... with a dose of Reality.
Okay, let's cut to the chase: Is La Mandolata 12 *actually* unbelievable?
So, the pool... is it as good as it looks? Because pictures can LIE.
About Emma Villas... are they a disaster? I've heard horror stories.
The kitchen... is it well-equipped, or am I going to spend my vacation sobbing over a lack of a garlic press?
What's the location like? Close to anything interesting? Is it isolated?
Speaking of driving… is the parking situation a nightmare?
Let's talk bugs! Are we talking a biblical plague of mosquitos?
Would you go back to La Mandolata 12? Honestly. REALLY honestly.
