Bali's BEST Private Pool Villa: 2BR Royal Garden Escape! #NE20
Okay, buckle up, buttercups, because we're diving headfirst into the absolute luxury that is Bali's BEST Private Pool Villa: 2BR Royal Garden Escape! #NE20. Forget those stiff, templated reviews you've seen. This is the REAL DEAL. I just got back, and my brain is still buzzing with Balinese bliss. Let's unpack this tropical treasure chest, shall we?
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First Impressions: The Arrival & The "OMG, This is REAL?" Moment
Okay, so the airport transfer (check that airport transfer box off the list) was smooth as silk. They whisked us away, and before I could even properly process that I was actually in Bali, we were pulling up to… well, pure, unadulterated magic. The entrance – already hints of the promised Royal Garden Escape - was discreet, lush with greenery, and a palpable sense of privacy. Honestly, my jaw dropped the moment I stepped inside. The photos online? They don't even do it justice. It's that "Oh my god, is this real life?" moment. The villa itself… it's just… breathtaking.
Accessibility & Safety: Putting my Mind at Ease (and My Feet Up!)
Now, I'm not in a wheelchair, but I appreciate a place that gets accessibility, and let me tell you, this villa gets it. (And yes, I checked off Facilities for disabled guests – they have them, and it’s done right!) The layout is surprisingly easy to navigate meaning you're not constantly dodging stairs or tight corners. I heard rumours of them being exceptionally accommodating to those with special needs. The entire vibe is one of safety and security. From the 24-hour security guard (check Security [24-hour] and CCTV in common areas, CCTV outside property), to the fire extinguishers and smoke alarms scattered throughout, you felt utterly protected. The Safe dining setup was also a major plus, considering the times. They take Cleanliness and safety seriously here.
The Villa Itself: My Private Paradise (Where I Pretended to Be a Millionaire)
Let's talk about the heart of the matter - the villa itself. This is where those two bedrooms come into play (duh!). They are huge, with king-size beds that practically swallow you whole (yes, Extra long bed is present!). The bathrooms… oh, the bathrooms! Think giant, soaking tubs set beneath open skies (perfect for a midnight shower, although I’m more of a morning shower type of guy..), luxurious rainfall showers, and all the toiletries and fluffy towels your heart desires. There's a private pool, of course (the main selling point, honestly), surrounded by a lush, perfectly manicured garden. I spent hours doing absolutely nothing but floating, reading, and pretending I was a millionaire. This is what I need in the morning, especially after the night.
Let me be honest: the villa is clean. And I mean properly clean. The Daily housekeeping is impeccable. And, speaking of cleaning, let me tell you about the air conditioning (check off Air conditioning in all rooms and Air conditioning in public area)- bless. I was never too hot, never too cold.
Dining, Drinking, and Indulgence: Because "Eating in Paradise" is a Valid Life Goal
Alright, foodies, listen up. This villa kills it in the culinary department. They offer lots of choices via Room service [24-hour]. Asian breakfast, Western breakfast, Breakfast [buffet] or Breakfast in room … whatever your heart desires, they can deliver. I went for the breakfast takeaway, and it was heaven, waking up in the morning to the aroma of fresh coffee and pastries! Then you have the Poolside bar and Restaurants (the Restaurants are not on site, so I suggest you bring your own). The Coffee/tea in restaurant is divine, especially when you want a quick pick-me-up. Honestly, the Bottle of water felt like a small luxury.
Things to Do & Ways to Relax: From "Zen Master" to "Total Couch Potato"
Okay, so you could leave the villa and explore the wider Bali, and there are tons of Things to do. Honestly, there's also a lot in the villa itself. Their Swimming pool [outdoor] is the star of the show, but the villa offers everything. The Spa is a must-do (and the Massage is otherworldly - I swear, I floated away at one point!).
The Small Stuff (That Actually Matters): Convenience & Services
This villa doesn't mess around. They offer a Concierge service that's a lifesaver. They have everything you would need: from Currency exchange to Dry cleaning and Laundry service. They make it easy to get a Taxi service and they also offer Valet parking and Car park [free of charge]. The available Internet access and Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! (yes, a big deal!), and even the option for Breakfast takeaway service.
The Imperfections (Because Nobody's Perfect)
Okay, full disclosure: there were a couple of minor hiccups. One day, the Wi-Fi was a little spotty. But honestly, who needs Wi-Fi when you're swimming in your own private pool?! Also, the pathway to the restaurant was quite a long one. That's my honest opinion on it.
The Verdict & The Emotional Outburst
Alright, fam, here's the deal: Bali's BEST Private Pool Villa: 2BR Royal Garden Escape! #NE20 is, without a doubt, a slice of paradise. It's luxurious, private, and utterly unforgettable. It's where you go to escape the world, recharge, and (let's be honest) pretend you're living the high life.
My Emotional Verdict: Go. Book it. Right now. Seriously. STOP READING AND BOOK IT! Your soul will thank you.
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Escape to Paradise: Peroulis Villa, Zakynthos Island
Okay, buckle up, buttercups! This isn't your perfectly polished travel brochure. This is me, flailing my way through Bali, at the risk of sunburn and questionable street food. Let's get this messy masterpiece rolling:
Bali: Royal Gardens 2BR with Private Pool Chaos - A Mostly Unplanned Adventure (Probably)
Phase 1: The Arrival & the Pool (OMG, the POOL!)
Day 1: The Jet-Lagged Descent into Paradise (or at least, a very nice villa)
- Morning: Jakarta. Hours on planes and through airports, the usual. By time I get to Bali, I'm a crumpled mess of human. Scrabbling for my passport, praying the customs agent hasn't gotten sick of tourists.
- Afternoon: FINALLY, we're in the car, bombing along the road, the chaotic symphony of scooters, horns, and the scent of something vaguely floral filling the air. Okay, okay, I'm starting to breathe, just seeing the palm trees.
- Late Afternoon/Evening: Check-in at Royal Gardens #NE20. Walk through the door, and… the pool. Oh. My. God. The pool. It's even better than the pictures. I almost weep with joy. The villa itself is gorgeous, but the pool… It's a siren song, a beckoning blue promise of relaxation. First thing I did was jump RIGHT IN. Never have I felt more like a lizard basking in the sun. The staff is lovely, by the way, but after the flight, the pool was all that mattered.
- Evening: The first dinner. My taste buds are still recovering from plane food. We found a local warung nearby, and though it was simple rice and noodles, I ate like I hadn't eaten in a week. The Bintang was good and the street cat that kept giving me the eye was even better.
Phase 2: Exploring (ish) & The Scooter Saga
Day 2: The Scooter of Doom & Kuta Beach…and Meltdown
- Morning: I wake up and feel a little disorientated. I get into the pool again, I'm the only one awake and I'm just enjoying being completely and utterly alone, with the beautiful Bali sun on my back.
- Late Morning: Okay, time to be brave. We rented scooters (a decision that, in hindsight, I'm not sure I'll survive). My scooter is bright pink. Yeah, I picked the pink one. Don't judge. I'm trying, okay? I'm trying to be adventurous.
- Afternoon: Attempting to navigate Kuta. Oh, the chaos! The traffic is insane, the scooters weaving like drunk bees. We somehow make it to Kuta Beach, which is… well, it's crowded. I expected some kind of paradise, but there are more people than waves. I ended up getting sand EVERYWHERE.
- Late Afternoon/Evening: I am not cut out for the hustle of Kuta. I spent the afternoon in a local cafe, drinking iced coffee and trying not to freak out about the traffic. I was overwhelmed.
- We decide to head back to the villa. Dinner is at the villa, ordered in. I'm too tired to even think about finding a restaurant. Pizza, maybe? Yes, pizza sounds perfect.
Day 3: The Rice Paddies and Ubud (attempted zen)
- Morning: Okay, we try again at the scooter stuff. This time, the rice paddies. We drive, and eventually, we find our way. The rice paddies. They are pretty. Really, really pretty. Like, postcard pretty. I manage to catch my breath, relax a bit, and appreciate the scenery. I stop and stare.
- Afternoon: Ubud. I was expecting some kind of zen encounter. Walked around and saw the monkey forest. Monkeys are cute, but also kinda terrifying. They're definitely sizing you up, calculating your weakness. Then, an enormous rain. I’m soaked to the bone and ready to scream.
- Evening: I head back to the villa and order up some Balinese massage, finally beginning to relax. I can feel my shoulders softening, my mind…well, that's still a work in progress.
Phase 3: The Great Retreat (and More Pool Time)
Day 4: Pool Day, with a Side of Guilt
- Morning: GUILT. I wake up feeling bad about not "doing" enough. So, I do what any reasonable person would do: I spend the entire morning by the pool. Swimming, sunbathing, and reading my book. It is complete bliss.
- Afternoon: We find a warung down the road and spend the afternoon eating and drinking. Its bliss
- Late Afternoon/Evening: Another massage. I feel soothed. It's my version of meditation, I guess. Head back to the villa for a quiet evening. More pool time and planning for the next day.
Day 5: A Day of Waterfalls and Regret (the good kind)
- Morning: The waterfalls. We trek to the local waterfall. I fall down a hill, but it was worth it. Getting back to the villa soaking wet. Then, more pool time.
- Afternoon: Time to sit back and relax. This is what I'm here for.
- Late Afternoon/Evening: A final Bintang at a local restaurant, watching the sunset. The sky explodes with pinks and oranges, and for a moment, I think, "Maybe I'm starting to get this Bali thing."
Phase 4: Departure and Residual Bliss
Days 6-7: Goodbye, Bali (Or "See You Later, Pool!")
- Morning: Packing. Sob. Saying goodbye to the pool. Saying goodbye to the laid-back pace (or lack thereof).
- Afternoon: A final, frantic scramble for souvenirs (because, of course).
- Late Afternoon/Evening: The flight. I’m exhausted, sun-kissed, and already dreaming of the pool.
- Throughout: Constant reflection.
Final Thoughts (and Ramblings):
Bali is chaos. Bali is beautiful. Bali is frustrating. Bali is… everything. It's a sensory overload, a rollercoaster of emotions, and an experience that will linger long after the sunburn fades.
Would I go back? Absolutely. Maybe with a better scooter-riding strategy, but definitely with a renewed appreciation for the power of a private pool and a willingness to embrace the glorious mess. And honestly? That's exactly what I needed.
Adios, Bali. You magnificent, messy place. You’ve officially converted me into a pool worshipper! I'll be back. (Soon, I hope. This jet lag is killer.)
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Is this place *really* as good as it looks in the photos? Because, let's be honest, Instagram lies, right?
Okay, real talk: yes, the photos are stunning. But here's the kicker – they *still* don't fully capture it. Seriously. I walked in and (and this is totally embarrassing) actually gasped. Like, a full-on, mouth-agape, "wow" kind of gasp. The pool? Bigger than my first apartment. The landscaping? So lush, you feel like you're living in a secret, hidden paradise. There are minor imperfections of course, a tiny tile out of place here or there maybe, but frankly? You won't care. You'll be too busy floating in that pool, sipping a Bintang, and feeling like royalty. Side note: I actually stubbed my toe on a decorative rock the first day because I was too busy gawking. True story.
What's the deal with the "Royal" part? Are we talking white-glove service and butlers bowing at your feet? (I'm picturing myself in a bathrobe, demanding a cucumber sandwich).
Haha! Okay, no bowing butlers (disappointing, I know!), but the service is exceptional. It's more like genuinely friendly, attentive staff who anticipate your needs *before* you even realize you have them. They're not stuffy; they're warm, welcoming, and ridiculously helpful. Want a massage in your villa? Done. Need restaurant recommendations? Boom. Ran out of sunscreen because you were too busy staring at the pool? They'll sort you out. It's a royal experience, not in a pretentious way, but in a "they genuinely care about your comfort and happiness" way. The cucumber sandwich? You could probably get one. Probably. I was too busy stuffing my face with fresh fruit.
How private is "private"? Because I'm not trying to accidentally flash the landscapers during my morning swim.
Super private. Like, "hide-away-from-the-world-and-never-be-found" private. The walls are high, the foliage thick, and you're essentially in your own little oasis. We only saw the staff when they were delivering something (delicious breakfasts, of course) or when we requested them. Seriously, you could wander around naked all day (or at least from the waist up – let's keep it classy, people), and nobody would bat an eye. The best part? You can totally crank up the music, sing horribly off-key karaoke, and nobody will judge. Well, except maybe your travel companion.
Let's talk food. Is the in-villa dining worth it, or should I venture out? (Because I'm also a foodie, and I want the *best* of Bali!).
Okay, the in-villa dining is… *chef's kiss*. Seriously. Don't even question it. Order everything. We did. The breakfast? A feast. The lunch? A delight. The dinner? Pure magic. They'll set up your table beautifully – flowers, candles, the works. You can also customize your meals to your liking. But honestly, I went for the Balinese dishes. The Nasi Goreng? Phenomenal. The satay? Out of this world. And the fruit platters? Forget about it! I ate so much dragon fruit, I think I turned slightly pink. Don't get me wrong, exploring local restaurants is fantastic too but for convenience, privacy and indulgence, the in-villa dining is a massive winner.
What’s the deal with the WiFi? Because I need to stay connected (don't judge me!).
The WiFi is actually pretty good, given its remote location. Reliable enough to check emails, upload a few envious Instagram stories (oops!), and even stream some Netflix (if you must). Though, let's be real, you'll probably be too busy enjoying the Bali vibes to bother with Netflix. I mean, you've got a private pool and paradise awaiting you! I only really used the WiFi to order more Bintangs, and book a massage!
Okay, so you're painting a perfect picture. What's the *catch*? What went wrong? Tell me the dirt!
Okay, okay, here's the dirt. And it's not even *that* bad. First, the mosquitos. They're present. Bring bug spray. I foolishly thought I wouldn't need it, as the villa's open-air design meant a regular cooling breeze, and ended up with a few itchy bites. Second, the air conditioning in one of the bedrooms wasn't *quite* as powerful as the other. We told the staff (who were amazing, by the way), and they had it checked out immediately. Other than that? Honestly? Nothing. It was pretty darn close to perfect. I'm still dreaming about it.
Is the location convenient? I don't want to be stuck in the middle of nowhere.
It depends on *what* you consider convenient! The villa is situated in a relatively quiet and tranquil area, which is a huge part of its charm. You’re not right on top of the bustling tourist areas, which is a great escape! You can easily arrange for transportation (the villa staff can help with this). We were able to get to restaurants, beaches, and shops within a short drive (mostly by taxi, which is cheap in Bali). So, while not right in the thick of things, it's easy enough to get around. We found the peace and quiet was totally worth the short taxi rides.
I'm traveling with kids. Is this villa family-friendly?
Yes, absolutely! They had a crib available, high chairs, and were incredibly accommodating to children. The pool is the obvious draw for kids, and the staff is very used to families. They'll go above and beyond to make sure the kids are happy and entertained. We didn't travel with kids, but we did see other families there, and they all seemed to be having an amazing time. It's a perfect set-up for a family vacation!
What made this place stand out *the most*? What's the one thing you’ll never forget?
Okay, prepare for a story. One evening, completely unprompted, the staff organized a floating lantern ceremony in the pool. They decorated theTrending Hotels Now
