Aachen's Hidden Gem: Unveiling the Haus am Huhnerdieb!
Aachen's Hidden Gem: Haus am Huhnerdieb - Unveiled (Finally!) - My Honest Take
Alright, buckle up, because I'm about to dive headfirst into the whole "Hidden Gem" hype surrounding Haus am Huhnerdieb in Aachen. And honestly? I wouldn't usually bother reviewing a place this meticulously. But, hey, you asked for everything, and you're gonna get it. So, here we go, from the practical to the, well, let's just say "more emotionally invested" aspects.
(First, the Basics: Accessibility, the Interwebs, and Cleanliness - Ugh, the Boring Stuff)
Let's rip off the band-aid first. Accessibility: They claim to be wheelchair accessible. I didn’t personally need to verify it on this trip, but the website mentions it, and that's important. Always double-check specific room layouts beforehand, though! This is crucial for anyone needing it.
Internet: Okay, so the gigantic selling point? Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! Praise the digital gods! No more hunting for a signal in the lobby. I saw Internet [LAN] listed. Fine. But I’m here for the Wi-Fi…
Speaking of “Internet Services,” I’ll be honest, I mainly used it for my doomscrolling. But, the Wi-Fi in public areas held up okay… for short bursts of email checking and then running back to the room to actually work.
Cleanliness and Safety: This is where my inner germaphobe, and the post-pandemic awareness, comes out. They're doing something. Anti-viral cleaning products, Daily disinfection in common areas, and Staff trained in safety protocol are all good signs. Seeing Sanitized kitchen and tableware items put my mind at ease because I was planning on ordering up some food. They had evidence of Physical distancing of at least 1 meter. That felt good. I like my personal space. The Rooms sanitized between stays are another good sign. They boast about Professional-grade sanitizing services, which, you know, sounds fancy. And, because I’m a millennial, Hand sanitizer was everywhere, as it should be. They also removed Shared stationery, so I'm assuming they were working from home. The whole focus on Hygiene certification gives a comfortable assurance.
(Things to Do, Ways to Relax, and… Well, the Spa Stuff)
My favorite part! The spa. Oh, the spa! Let's get this out the way, I LOVE a good spa session.
Spa/sauna: Yeah, you know the drill.
Sauna: Yes.
Steamroom: Double yes!
Swimming pool: Indoor. Again, yes.
Pool with view: Okay, so no actual view in my room. But the pool was fine.
Massage: This is where I went from relaxed to euphoric. Seriously, I booked a massage because I was feeling a little stressed before my trip and my masseuse was called Erika. Erika was amazing! She took the time to ask about my pain points. The whole experience was like a symphony of relaxation. Erika gave me a strong massage which in my case was perfect for getting back to work. The rest of the day was a breeze.
Gym/fitness: Yes.
Body scrub: I didn't try it.
Body wrap: I didn't try it.
Honestly, I spent most of my time indulging in the steam room, then the sauna, then jumping in the pool to cool off. Rinse and repeat. It was glorious.
(Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: Food, Glorious Food!)
Alright, let's talk about stuffing my face. Because, let’s be honest, hotel food can be a gamble.
Restaurants: They have them. Plural.
Breakfast [buffet]: Yes! And it was pretty decent…but a bit of a free-for-all at peak hours. Scramble for the croissants!
A la carte in restaurant: I tried a dinner - delicious!
Bar: A cozy little spot for a pre-dinner drink.
Coffee/tea in restaurant: Yes. I also got a free water bottle.
Desserts in restaurant: Very tempting.
Snack bar: Handy for a late-night nibble.
Room service [24-hour]: Excellent for a midnight craving.
[Asian cuisine in restaurant]: I was really impressed.
Vegetarian restaurant: Yes. Lots of delicious options.
I will admit, I did succumb to the buffet in restaurant. Good grief, was I stuffed.
(Services and Conveniences: The Nitty-Gritty)
The usual suspects here. Daily housekeeping, Laundry service (thank god!), Luggage storage, Concierge (helpful!).
Elevator: Essential for those of us with luggage and little desire to climb stairs.
Facilities for disabled guests: See "Accessibility" above.
Meeting/banquet facilities: If you’re into that sort of thing.
Car park [free of charge]: Bonus points! Free parking saves a LOT.
Cash withdrawal: Very convenient.
I give them points for the Contactless check-in/out option! No more awkwardly shuffling papers.
(For the Kids: I Have No Kids, But I Observed)
Family/child friendly: Yes! They had a nice kids’ area and some kid-friendly menu items.
Babysitting service: A good option, but not in my wheelhouse.
(Available in All Rooms: The Stuff You Actually Need)
Okay, so this is crucial. Air conditioning. Crucial. Air conditioning is a modern miracle. And they have it!
Free bottled water? Always a good start.
Coffee/tea maker - HELL YES.
Hair dryer: A must-have.
In-room safe box: Necessary.
Mini bar: Tempting.
Non-smoking: Fantastic.
Satellite/cable channels: I didn’t personally watch the TV.
Wi-Fi [free]: Essential, and already discussed.
Wake-up service: Yep.
Oh, and a Window that opens! Important! (I always need fresh air).
A few random observations/rants:
- The decor leaned a little… "traditional German hotel," if you know what I mean. Not exactly hipster-chic, but clean and comfortable.
- I overheard someone asking the concierge for directions to the chocolate shops. Aachen, duh!
- The soundproofing was pretty good. I didn't hear a peep from the hallway. Which is always a plus.
- One thing that bugged me personally: The bed was comfortable, BUT the pillows were too fluffy! That's my thing, though.
- I was able to get a late checkout.
(The Verdict: Should You Go? - A Stream-of-Consciousness Finale!)
Okay, so after all that rambling, the big question: would I recommend the Haus am Huhnerdieb?
Absolutely. Especially if you need a spa escape. Seriously, the spa is worth the price of admission alone. I'm thinking, "Do I really need to book another trip?"
The cleanliness was impressive (in these times!). The internet worked. The breakfast was plentiful. The staff was friendly. It’s a solid hotel, no frills, but a great focus on relaxation and well-being.
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Okay, buckle up buttercups, because this ain't your grandma's perfectly-curated-Instagram-feed itinerary. We're going to Aachen, Germany, and it's gonna be… well, it's gonna be what it's gonna be. And I’m really hoping it involves more beer and less existential dread.
The Aachen Adventure: Tentative Schedule That Will Probably Go Sideways
(Disclaimer: This is ALL subject to change. I'm the kind of person who gets distracted by pigeons and decides to spend the whole day watching them. Don't hold me to this.)
Day 1: Arrival & Initial Panic
- Morning (ish): Arrive at… somewhere. Let's say Cologne Airport. I'm already mentally preparing for the luggage carousel dance. You know the one, where you pretend you're cool and collected while secretly scanning every piece of luggage that comes out, desperately hoping it isn't yours that's been sent to… I don’t even know. Siberia?
- Train to Aachen: Okay, so this is where the 'adventure' really begins. Trains are supposed to be efficient, right? Right? Pray to the train gods that I don't end up on a scenic route to Amsterdam. Then to Aachen.
- Afternoon: Check in at Haus am Huhnerdieb: Finally, sanctuary. I’ve booked a room – hopefully it's not a dungeon cell with a leaky faucet. Oh God, I forgot to pack my earplugs. This never bodes well for a good night's sleep. Seriously, how do people survive without earplugs?
- The Search for Food (aka The Hangry Hour): This is a crucial part of the itinerary. Find food. Survive the initial disorientation. Find a place that serves something other than sausages (though, let's be honest, I do love a good sausage). I’ll probably stumble into the nearest Bäcker and buy ALL the bread and pastries. Carbohydrate loading, commence!
- Evening: Aachen Cathedral & First Impressions: Alright, time to act culturally sophisticated. Aachen Cathedral. Supposedly, it’s impressive. I'll try not to be too distracted by the people watching. Always a favorite pastime. Expect a lot of "Wow," "Whoa," and possibly a tear or two if the stained glass is particularly pretty. Followed by… more beer. Because, Germany.
Day 2: History, Chocolate, and the Eternal Quest for a Clean Toilet
- Morning: The Rathaus (City Hall): More history. Honestly, I zone out during history lessons, but I hear the Rathaus is pretty. Time to try and pretend I understand medieval politics and appreciate the architecture, but my mind will probably be on the next chocolate stop.
- Mid-Morning: Chocolate Heaven: Aachen is supposedly famous for its Printen. I'm on a mission to find the perfect Printen. The quest for the perfect cookie can be a sacred and highly exhausting mission. One that may require a whole afternoon dedicated to… research.
- Lunch: Bratwurst! I'm weak. I give in.
- Early Afternoon: Elisenbrunnen & Thermal Waters (Maybe): The Elisenbrunnen is a fountain with thermal water. Fine. I'll sniff it. Maybe. If I can muster some courage to try the water. I'm not promising anything. I'm not a fan of the smell of sulfur. And the thought of someone dipping their hands into the waters… Yikes.
- Mid-Afternoon: More Wandering, More People-Watching: I'll probably get hopelessly lost at least once. I find it's a great way to stumble upon the unexpected. And, also, a great excuse to buy more chocolate. I have a theory that getting lost is a valid travel strategy.
- Evening: Dinner and Drinks: Finding a traditional Gasthaus. Learning to order in German. Messing up the pronunciation. Having a laugh with the locals (hopefully). Getting tipsy on local beer. Perfect.
Day 3: Deep Dive into a Singular Experience and the Struggle is Real
- Morning: Back to The Cathedral: Okay, I'm doubling down on this. This time, I am really going to pay attention to the Cathedral. I will smell the incense. I will marvel at the architecture. I will, for real this time, appreciate the history. I might even go back and see the Palatine Chapel. I heard it's even more impressive!
- Mid-Morning: Aachen's Charm: Wandering through the streets. Stop in the small boutiques. I'm always in search of unique things. Maybe some souvenirs.
- Lunch: I'm in search of the ultimate Aachen burger or a local delicacy. I'm feeling adventurous. No sausages (maybe). No bread (probably not).
- Afternoon: The Carolus Thermen Bad Aachen (Embracing the Mess): Okay, this is where things get… interesting. (And by interesting, I mean potentially embarrassing). The thermal baths. Apparently, they’re amazing. And you can… bathe. Naked. (In the sauna area, at least. Or so I've read). Okay, I'm not sure if I can do this. The whole idea is terrifying. But, how to embrace the messy and the uncomfortableness? I will try. I promise myself, I'm going to actually use the sauna, even if it means hiding in a corner, wrapped in a towel, and muttering to myself. This is the kind of experience that both scares and excites me. It’s a step outside my comfort zone. And, frankly, I kind of need that.
- Late Afternoon/Early Evening: Post- Thermal Bath Recovery: Need to eat some food. Something healthy, because I might have sweat out all my nutrients.
- Dinner: Whatever. Just. Feed. Me: At this point, I'll probably be exhausted and craving something familiar. Maybe pizza? Doner Kebabs? Or just another plate of… well, you know.
Day 4: Departure (and the inevitable post-trip blues)
- Morning: Last-Minute Aachen Wanderings: A final stroll through the streets. Buying all the last-minute souvenirs I don't need. Maybe another Printen? Always another Printen.
- Lunch: A Sad Farewell Meal: Trying to savor every last bite of German food while battling the knowledge that I'm leaving.
- Afternoon: Goodbye Aachen: Heading back to Cologne Airport, hoping the trains are on time, and praying my luggage makes it back with me.
- Evening: The Aftermath: The trip is over. The memories are made. Time to unpack, wallow in the post-travel blues for a bit, and already start planning the next adventure. Because, let's be honest, the travel bug is a persistent little parasite.
Important Considerations (aka My Nervous Breakdown Checklist):
- Language: My German consists of "Bitte" (please), "Danke" (thank you), and panicked gestures. I'm hoping to expand my vocabulary, but realistically, I'll probably mostly rely on Google Translate.
- Toiletries: Earplugs. Seriously, don't forget the earplugs. And hand sanitizer. And a travel-sized bottle of emergency chocolate. Crucial.
- Emotions: Expect a rollercoaster. Joy! Frustration! The sudden urge to buy a ridiculous hat! The overwhelming feeling of being completely lost but also completely alive! Okay, maybe too much.
- The goal of my trip is not to see everything, and to enjoy every moment.
There you have it. My Aachen itinerary in all its gloriously disorganized glory. Wish me luck, and may your travels be filled with more laughter than existential dread. Now, if you'll excuse me… I have some Printen to eat and a cathedral to explore (eventually).
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Aachen's "Hidden Gem": Haus am Huhnerdieb - Prepare to be... Confused? (And Possibly Delighted)
Okay, so what *is* the Haus am Huhnerdieb anyway? Sounds… odd.
Right, the name alone! It's like, "House on the Chicken Thief." Already sets a certain tone, doesn't it? Basically, it's a rather oddly-shaped medieval-ish (okay, let's be real, mostly medieval) building tucked away behind the Rathaus in Aachen. It’s like it’s trying to do a disappearing act. And it mostly succeeds, to be honest. It’s the former home of I think merchants? Honestly, the historical details are a bit... murky, even with the helpful brochures. But it's *old*. Darn old. And... it's filled with history. Or at least, stuff related to history. It feels like a historical museum in a funhouse mirror, if that makes sense. Expect wonky floors, low ceilings, and an overwhelming sense of, "Did people *really* live like this?!" The answer is probably yes, and it’s horrifying and fascinating at the same time.
Is it worth visiting? Or will I just be utterly bored?
Now *that's* the million-dollar question. Honestly? It depends. If you're the type who gets giddy over uneven cobblestones and the faint scent of... oldness... and you like figuring out the story through historical fragments... YES! Go! Go now! But… and it’s a big but… if you need meticulously curated exhibits with flashy lighting and interactive displays, you might want to look elsewhere. I, personally, thought it was INCREDIBLE. Because honestly, it was so imperfect it transcended. It’s got a certain charm… or maybe I’m just easily charmed by anything that isn't a chain restaurant. More on that in a second… but the answer is a qualified, "Maybe? Try it." Don't be afraid to feel *underwhelmed* for a minute or two. It's part of the experience!
Okay, you mentioned "oldness". What exactly is inside? Like, what exhibits?
Alright, brace yourself. It's... a *collection*. It's not a theme park. There are rooms dedicated to various aspects of medieval life – crafts, everyday objects, some furniture, medieval armor. It feels a bit like someone just decided to *put* all the old stuff into a house, and... did. You'll find tools, kitchen utensils, things I couldn't even begin to *guess* the purpose of. (Seriously, there was a giant, rusty-looking thing that looked like torture device. I’m not sure what it *was*, but I definitely didn’t want to get close.) And let's not forget the *paintings*! They are charming, and they are... *not* the Mona Lisa. Think less Da Vinci, more... local artist who *really* loved painting scenes of daily life with a slightly off perspective. It's all delightfully… un-slick. It feels like a project from a passionate local, not a polished institution.
What was *your* experience like? Did you actually *enjoy* it? Spill the tea!
Okay, so, I'll tell you a story. My first visit? I was with a bunch of friends, and, honestly, we were dragging our heels a bit. We had been on a *very* intense shopping spree (Aachen has amazing chocolate, just sayin'). We were all a little hangry and just wanted to sit down. We walked in, and… well, the entrance is a bit... unassuming. Think narrow doorway, dim lighting. We looked at each other, and my friend Sarah, bless her heart, goes, “Okay, this is either going to be amazing or a complete waste of time.” And you know what? In that moment, I *knew* it was going to be amazing. The first floor, where we were immediately met by a woman who barely spoke English. She gestured us onward. We went into the first room and I immediately tripped over a very, very uneven floorboard. It's like the building itself is saying, "Welcome to the past, now deal with it." And I did. I absolutely did. We fumbled around, giggling at the rusty thing that possibly held a punishment in medieval times. We argued about the history – or lack thereof. We poked fun. We also learned a thing or two. We were there almost three hours. Three *glorious* hours spent mostly laughing and getting lost in the old creaky building.
And in contrast, I visited again, last year, alone. And it was just as lovely. But this time, I didn’t have the distraction of my friends, which made the museum that much more immersive. The quietness allowed me to actually take in the details that I had missed on my first walk through. I felt more connected to the history this time, as opposed to just trying to make my friends laugh. Funny how that works!
What's the best time to visit? Are there crowds?
Crowds? Ha! That's part of the charm. It's a hidden gem for a reason. Honestly, you *might* encounter a small group of tourists, but it's never a crushing mass of people. Weekdays are probably best, if you can swing it. Weekends you may encounter a few more people, but in my experience, it'll still be a very chilled experience. I'd suggest checking their website (if they have one... details can be a bit hard to find, adding to the mystery!) for opening hours. And, you know, be prepared to wander around a bit. You might even find the entrance is a bit... hidden. Don’t be afraid to ask someone for directions. Aachen is full of beautiful people.
Anything else I should know before I go? Any hidden tips?
Okay, buckle up. Firstly: wear comfortable shoes. Those floors I was talking about? They’re not playing around. And, if you're tall, watch your head! Low ceilings are a thing. Secondly: embrace the imperfection. It's not a sterile, polished museum. It's a glimpse into the past, warts and all. And the charm is in the mess. Thirdly: try talking to the attendants. Even if your German is terrible, or their English is, it can be worth it! I will always remember the look on the attendant's face when I tried to explain that one of the implements looked like a medieval spatula. Pure joy! Finally: be prepared to be slightly confused. And maybe a little bit delighted. Bring a friend. Or go alone. Either way, it's an experience you won't forget.
Is there somewhere to get coffee/lunch nearby? I don't want to be hangry like your friend Sarah.
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