Escape to Paradise: Bloom Hotel's Ranchi Retreat Awaits!
Escape to Paradise: Bloom Hotel's Ranchi Retreat Awaits! - A Chaotic Yet Charming Review!
Alright, buckle up, buttercups, because I'm about to spill the tea on Bloom Hotel's Ranchi Retreat. They're screaming "Escape to Paradise," and, well, I went. And let me tell you, it was a journey. Think less pristine brochure, more… real life. And that's what makes this review, hopefully, actually useful.
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Accessibility: The Good, The Okay, and The Hmmm…
Okay, first things first, because I'm a stickler for this. Wheelchair accessibility is a thing they boast about. Gotta give 'em props - they have elevators! That’s a huge win in a lot of places. I poked around, and saw accessible bathrooms in the rooms. The hallways seemed pretty decent width-wise. However, I didn't actually test the wheelchair accessibility, so I'm relying on observation and the hotel's claims. I'd suggest calling ahead and getting specific details from them if accessibility is a primary concern. Just to be super sure. They do have facilities for disabled guests, which is a good sign.
Internet: Wi-Fi, The Indispensable Frenemy
Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! YES! Praise the Wi-Fi gods! And it actually, for the most part, worked. Unlike some hotels where the Wi-Fi is slower than a snail in molasses and you end up shouting at your laptop. I actually got some work done! They also have Internet [LAN] if you're old school (bless you!). Internet services overall seem decent. Wi-Fi in public areas was also available, but I didn't spend much time lingering to test it fully.
On-site accessible restaurants / lounges: (I'm assuming these exist based on the accessible facilities claims, but again, confirm!)
The Stuff That Makes You Go "Ahhhh…": Relaxation & Rejuvenation
Alright, let's get to the good stuff. The reason we actually want to escape: the pampering.
- Pool with a View: This was a definite highlight. The Swimming pool [outdoor] was HUGE and, yes, the view was seriously something. Imagine yourself, lounging in the water, sipping a cocktail… blissful. I spent a solid afternoon just… floating. Pure, unadulterated relaxation.
- Spa/Sauna/Steamroom: The Spa area looked seriously tempting. I got sucked in! The Sauna and Steamroom were legit – hot, steamy, and perfect for melting away that daily stress (or that long car ride). I didn't have a Body Wrap or Body Scrub, but the options were there. Next time, for sure.
- Massage: I did splurge on a massage and, oh my god, it was heaven. The masseuse was amazing. I walked out feeling like a new me, slightly less creaky and a whole load less stressed. Worth every penny. Seriously.
- Fitness Center: They have a Fitness Center, but I wouldn’t know. I'm on vacation. I'll work out tomorrow. (Spoiler alert: I didn't.) But it looked well-equipped, I’m told.
Food, Glorious Food (and the Occasional Hiccup)
Oh, the food. Where to even begin.
- Restaurants: They had a few Restaurants, and the menus were pretty impressive.
- Buffet in Restaurant: The Breakfast [buffet] was a spectacle! A glorious, carb-laden spectacle! It included everything from the usual Western breakfast suspects like eggs, bacon, and pastries Asian breakfast. I, of course, loaded up on everything.
- A la carte in restaurant: They also offered an A la carte in restaurant - a nice option if you’re not a buffet person. I was.
- Snack Bar: The Snack bar by the pool was clutch. Perfect for those mid-afternoon cravings.
- Coffee/tea in the restaurant - Always a good option!
- Desserts in restaurant - Yes, please. (I may have had a few too many slices of cake.)
- Asian cuisine in restaurant - It was alright.
- International cuisine in restaurant - More variety is always welcome.
- Poolside bar: The perfect spot for a pre-dinner drink,
- Room service [24-hour]: Available, which is fantastic!
- Soup in restaurant - always a good option.
- Vegetarian restaurant - Excellent if you are into that.
- Happy Hour: I don't remember, was it a thing? I probably missed it, due to the swimming.
My one tiny complaint? The service could be a little inconsistent. One day, they were super attentive. The next day, it felt like they'd forgotten my existence. But, hey, nobody’s perfect, and the food was generally good enough to forgive any minor hiccups.
Cleanliness & Safety: The "Are We Safe?" Factor
I'm a bit of a germophobe so this is important!
- Cleanliness was generally good. The rooms were spotless.
- Anti-viral cleaning products: I assume they used them, as they claim, and it felt clean.
- Hand sanitizer: Available in the lobby and in the rooms. Good job, Bloom!
- Rooms sanitized between stays: They said they did, and the room felt fresh.
- Safe dining setup: They seemed to take safety seriously.
- Staff trained in safety protocol: Seemed like it.
- Daily disinfection in common areas - Definitely a plus.
- First aid kit - Always important to have.
- Smoke alarms: Present and accounted for.
Services, Conveniences & That Extra "Wow"
They offer a lot of stuff! The usual suspects, really. Air conditioning in public area, Daily housekeeping, Luggage storage, Laundry service, Concierge, Safety deposit boxes, Cash withdrawal, etc. Standard hotel stuff.
- Doorman: Yes!
- Room service [24-hour]: Perfect for those midnight snack attacks.
- Elevator: Essential!
- Gift/souvenir shop: Good for last minute things.
- Meeting/banquet facilities - for those who need it.
- Car park [free of charge] & Airport transfer.
- Car park [on-site].
For the Kids (and the Kid in You)
- Family/child friendly: Yay!
- Babysitting service: (if you need it)
The Room Itself: My Personal Sanctuary (mostly)
Okay, let's talk about the room.
- Wi-Fi [free]: YES!
- Air conditioning: Necessary!
- Desk: Nice to have.
- Seating area: Perfect for chillaxing.
- Coffee/tea maker: Coffee. Mandatory.
- Mini bar: Essential for those late-night cravings.
- Safe box: Always appreciated.
- Bathtub: Hello, bubble bath!
- Hair dryer: Saved my life.
- Bathrobes/slippers: Plush and comfy.
- Non-smoking: Thank goodness!
- Soundproofing: It worked.
- Alarm clock: Didn’t use it, but it was there, judging me.
Things I Didn't See/Experience (or Just Forgot):
- The Bicycle parking (was it actually there?)
- Cashless payment service (definitely a plus)
- Hot water linen and laundry washing (presumably, yes?)
- Invoice provided (didn't need, so didn't see)
- Meetings/seminars, etc. (didn't attend)
- Shared stationery removed (I hope!)
The Verdict: Should You Escape?
Honestly, Bloom Hotel's Ranchi Retreat is a solid choice. It's not perfect, but it's definitely a good time. The pool, the spa, and the general vibe leans towards relaxation. The staff are generally friendly (especially the massage therapist!). The rooms are comfortable. And, most importantly, you can actually disconnect and recharge.
My Rating: Aiming for a solid 4 out of 5 stars. (Minus one star for the occasional service hiccup).
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Ranchi Ramble: Bloom Hotel & Beyond (Probably Beyond My Sanity Too)
Day 1: Arrival, Exhaustion, and the Eternal Search for Wi-Fi
14:00 - Landing & Hotel Check-in: The "Welcome to Ranchi!" Moment (or, More Like, "Welcome to the Humidity")
- Okay, so the flight from Delhi was a saga of screaming toddlers and surprisingly good complimentary peanuts. But hey, we made it! Arrived at the Bloom Hotel. First impression? Clean. Definitely cleaner than the airport bathroom. Which, trust me, is saying something.
- The check-in process was as smooth as molasses in January. My room? Decent. A/C works (praise the heavens!). And the view… well, it’s a view. Let’s just say it’s not going to be gracing any postcards. (It's a busy road, some construction, and vaguely distant hills. Could be worse. Could be looking into someone else's window.)
- Minor Category: The Great Wi-Fi Hunt. Apparently, this hotel subscribes to the "intermittent connectivity" school of thought. I’ve already spent 20 minutes wandering the halls, my phone held aloft like a digital offering, hoping to catch a signal that won’t vanish the moment I try to load a picture of a samosa. This is going to be a long trip.
15:00 - Hotel Room Reconnaissance & Unpacking Drama:
- Spent the next hour unpacking. Let's be honest, it's not drama. But the space is pretty cramped, and that suitcase feels like it weighs a ton. And where the hell is the iron? Gotta look presentable at some point, right? Also, found a weird rubber ducky in the bathroom. No idea how it got there, but I ain't complaining.
16:00 - The Quest for Chai & a Reason to Live (or at Least, Not Starve)
- Figured I'd better find the hotel's restaurant, or at least a coffee shop. You know, sustenance! This led me on a mini-odyssey of wrong turns and awkward encounters with hotel staff who, I'm convinced, secretly find my attempts at Hindi hilarious.
- Success! (Sort of.) Found a coffee shop! Ordered a chai. It arrived… tepid. And with a suspicious-looking biscuit. But, hey, caffeine! And sugar! Progress! It's… Okay. Needs milk. Needs love. Needs more than lukewarm tea and a questionable biscuit.
17:00 - "Resting" (aka, Trying to Recharge Before the Evening)
- Spent an hour "resting" in my room. Which means staring at the ceiling, periodically checking the Wi-Fi, and wondering if I should have packed more bug spray. (Spoiler alert: I probably should have.)
19:00 - Dinner at the Hotel Restaurant: A Culinary Adventure (or, "Is This Safe?")
- Okay, deep breaths. Time for dinner. The hotel restaurant boasts "authentic Indian cuisine." My stomach is… hesitant. Order a chicken curry. The colour is alarming. The spice level…? Is it trying to kill me? I am convinced they are using my fear for entertainment and that is what makes it taste so much better. I eat half the bowl and feel my face start to sweat. Not for the faint of heart, this curry. I love it!
- Quirky Observation: The tablecloth is stained. I swear, the stains are forming a map. A map of… who knows? Probably a map of all the curries that have been spilled here.
- Emotional Reaction: Wow! I'm surprisingly full! And… alive! Maybe I'll survive after all. A big success.
- Messier Structure & Rambles: Oh! The waiter here is a gem! He's seen it all. Every hesitant food taster. Every traveller struggling. He brings me water faster than a magician. He seems content with my attempt to order in Hindi and gives me a big grin and a thumbs-up every time I ask for "pani" or "chai" or "kya hai?" (which is, like, my entire Hindi vocabulary so far).
Day 2: Culture Shock, Temple Tales, and the Perilous Pursuit of Shopping
08:00 - Breakfast: The Morning's First Fight (with the Buffet)
- Breakfast buffet. The battle for the paratha begins! The bloom hotel has their breakfast spread out in a good fashion for the customers. Nothing too fancy, but enough to make everyone's day.
09:00 - Exploring Ranchi: A Sensory Overload of the Best Kind
- Okay, so I'm trying to get out there and explore what Ranchi has to offer. I am in contact with local people who share a lot about the city.
- Rambles: This is where my planned sightseeing starts to… unravel a bit. You know, plans are nice, but life is messy. Like, really messy. I decided to take a walk to the local temple, which was a journey in itself. The traffic! The colours! The smells (some delightful, some… let’s just say, “unique”).
11:00 - The Temple Experience: Sensory Overload, Part Deux * The temple was… overwhelming. In the best way possible. The chanting! The incense! The sheer number of people! I just wanted to sit at the edge and observe for a long time. * Emotional Reaction: I have never felt so at peace and at awe. There's a distinct feeling of community at the temple, and with the local guides, I was able to learn about the significance of the architecture, the religious practices, and the local culture. Incredible. * Doubling Down on Experience: I took hundreds of pictures here. It was hard to take pictures. It felt wrong. I was not focused on photography but on taking in the moment. One of the local guides saw me and asked if I was ready to capture a memory. Great person. * Anecdote: I witnessed a wedding! Well, half of one. I saw someone getting married at the same time. Their family was joyous! Amazing!
13:00 - Lunch & The "Food Fight" (Again!)
- Found a tiny restaurant that serves up what tasted like the best meal ever in a tiny restaurant. I got to eat the local food with the local crowd. The taste was the highlight of all the tastes.
- Opinionated Language: Delicious! I was in heaven.
14:00 - Shopping (or, "The Art of Bargaining")
- Decided to try my hand at shopping. This is where the "messy" part comes in. Picture this: me, armed with a phrasebook and a healthy dose of apprehension, wading into a bustling market.
- Bargaining is an art form here. I’m pretty sure they can smell the tourist on me. Got scammed. But that's fine, right? This is also something to experience.
- I got more than I planned. More colours than I can process. My suitcase is going to explode.
- The language barrier is the other half is tough.
- Messier Structure & Rambles: I don’t know where that shop came from. Never find it again.
- Decided to try my hand at shopping. This is where the "messy" part comes in. Picture this: me, armed with a phrasebook and a healthy dose of apprehension, wading into a bustling market.
17:00 - Return to the Bloom Hotel: Exhausted, Overwhelmed, and Strangely Happy
- Back at the Bloom Hotel. Sunburnt. Smelling of spices. And utterly exhausted.
- Emotional Reaction: I miss home. I miss my bed. But… wow. Today was amazing. Messy, overwhelming, and utterly unforgettable.
- Opinionated Language: This is what travelling is all about!
19:00 - Dinner (and the Wi-Fi Struggle Continues)
- Back in the hotel restaurant. Chicken curry again, I don’t care. Can’t explain why.
- Minor Category: Wi-Fi Update: Still a disaster. I want to scream.
- Anecdote: Met a fellow traveller! They've been travelling here for a month! They had tips and were helpful. They seemed to be the same as the local people. He gave me a lot of tips.
Day 3: Departure & the Eternal Question: "Would I Do It Again?"
Morning - Pack up, and… wait. Where's my passport?
- Panicked search for the most important document in the beginning of the day. Deep breaths… it’s in my bag.
10:00 - A Final Chai & Reflection
- Sitting by the hotel. Thinking of the journey. It was awesome!
Escape to Paradise: Bloom Hotel's Ranchi Retreat - Your Burning Questions (and My Rambles!)
Alright, alright, before you even *think* about booking, you're probably riddled with questions. And let me tell you, I was too! This whole "Bloom Hotel in Ranchi" thing... it sounded almost *too* perfect, you know? Tropical vibes in Jharkhand? Come on! But, spoiler alert: it's pretty blasted good. Let's dive into this, shall we?
1. Is Ranchi *actually* paradise? I mean, seriously? My expectations are... high.
Okay, okay, let's be real. No place is *perfect*, right? I went in expecting pristine beaches and crystal-clear waters. Nope. Ranchi isn't the Maldives. But you know what? It's got a *different* kind of magic. The Bloom Hotel itself? That's where the magic *really* happens. I remember the drive in, a bit bumpy and dusty, and I was thinking, "Where am I *going*?" Then, BAM! The hotel. Lush, green, like a secret oasis. Think more jungle-adjacent than beach-adjacent. If you're expecting a *literal* paradise, temper those expectations. But if you're looking for a **fantastic getaway with exceptional service and a good dose of relaxation**, yeah, you're on the right track. It's Paradise-lite, and honestly, that's often better than the real thing, because the real thing can be so intimidating!
2. The rooms... are they as gorgeous as the pictures? Because, let's face it, hotel websites LOVE to lie.
Okay, okay, I AGREE. The pictures are often... embellished. But the Bloom Hotel? Honestly, it's pretty darn close. We booked the "Superior Room" (splurged a bit, regret nothing!), and it was genuinely lovely. Bigger than expected, HUGE bed (slept like a log, honestly), balcony overlooking the pool... and the bathroom! Oh, the bathroom. Spotless, modern, a rainfall shower that was pure bliss after a day of... well, existing, I guess. Seriously, the cleanliness impressed me. I'm a bit of a clean freak, and I was genuinely pleased. And the little touches? Fresh flowers, fruit basket, even a personalized welcome note. Not quite palaces, but absolutely comfortable and aesthetically pleasing. And the air conditioning? Essential. Ranchi gets HOT.
3. Food! Tell me about the food! I live to eat. What's the deal?
Okay, food. This is important. And the Bloom Hotel... DELIVERS. We ate at their restaurant, "The Orchid" (named that because... orchids, I guess?), almost every meal. Breakfast buffet? Glorious. Everything, from the usual continental stuff to local delicacies I couldn't even pronounce. I made it my mission to conquer the South Indian section because I was *determined* to try everything (and I did... eventually succumbed to the dosa, it was the best). Lunch and dinner were a la carte, and honestly, the quality was outstanding. I had a butter chicken that was SO good I briefly considered moving into the kitchen. The presentation was elegant (but not pretentious). And the prices? Surprisingly reasonable. We went for a splurge one night and ordered everything on the menu. Ok, almost everything. Definitely worth it for the sheer variety. Prepare for food coma. Prepare to be happy.
I must also add, I have a slight dietary restriction (a mild allergy that sometimes causes some inconvenience). The staff was incredibly accommodating, and even the chef personally came out to ensure my meal was safe, which was a really nice touch (and honestly, the most memorable meal I had!).
4. What's there to *do*? I need more than just lounging by the pool!
Alright, activity options! You can, of course, spend all day by the pool (and honestly, that's tempting). It's clean, well-maintained, and has a swim-up bar that serves AMAZING cocktails. But... there's more. The hotel staff can arrange day trips. We went to the Jonha Falls - a bit of a drive, but worth it. It's absolutely stunning (and you can take some seriously cool pictures, even I managed some!). The other options include: Dassam Falls (similar to Jonha), and Pahari Mandir. I personally LOVED the hike to Pahari Mandir. It's a religious site, very beautiful. The views are incredible, and it isn't too strenuous. Remember to wear comfortable shoes! The rest of the time? Relax, read a book, and just... breathe. There's a spa, too, but I didn't get the chance to try it (next time!). It's a balance. You can be as active or as relaxed as you want.
5. The service... is it good? Because I *hate* bad service.
Service? Absolutely fantastic. Seriously. From the moment we arrived (warm welcome, refreshing drink), to the moment we left (sad faces, promises to return), the staff were incredibly attentive, polite, and genuinely helpful. They remembered our names, our preferences (my weakness for extra sugar in my coffee), and always went the extra mile. One of our bags was slightly delayed, and the hotel staff was on the phone, sorting it out before we even realized what was happening. They're unobtrusive, but always present, always ready to help. This is what REALLY makes the Bloom Hotel stand out. Someone clearly cares about the guests' experience. This is what I wanted to highlight, because I have had a few bad experiences in the past, and the service at Bloom Hotel was a welcome change. It made the stay genuinely *enjoyable*.
6. What about the *vibe*? Is it for couples? Families? Solo travelers? Loud party animals?
The vibe is... chill. It's not a raucous party place. It's perfect for couples (lots of romantic dinners by the pool), families (the kid's pool looked fun), and solo travelers (I saw a few, happily reading books and looking relaxed). I'd say it leans towards a more relaxed, luxury experience. Think: quiet conversations, poolside relaxation, and enjoying good food/drinks. It's not the place to go if you're looking to party until dawn. If you’re looking for tranquility with an excellent service, then this is your place. But if you're looking for the loudest party in Jharkhand, you might want to look elsewhere. Honestly, the quiet atmosphere was a definite selling point for me. Needed it. Really needed it.
7. Okay, so... anything *bad*? (Don't be shy!)
