Escape to Tuscany: Uncover Hidden Gem Podere Costa Romana, Narni
Escape to Tuscany: Podere Costa Romana – My Italian Dream (and the Minor Quirks!)
Okay, buckle up buttercups, because I'm about to gush (and grumble!) about Podere Costa Romana in Narni, Italy, and trust me, you'll want to listen. Forget those sterile, cookie-cutter hotel reviews. This is the real deal, the unfiltered truth about a place that promises Tuscan bliss. And, spoiler alert, it mostly delivers, but not without a few… Italian moments.
First Impressions: Arrival and Accessibility (or Lack Thereof!)
Finding Podere Costa Romana feels like a treasure hunt, winding through the Umbrian hills. The scenery? Jaw-dropping. Seriously. The kind that makes you want to pull over every five minutes to snap another photo (and you probably will!).
- Accessibility: This is where things get a tiny bit tricky. The property is built on a hill, and while the website claims to have facilities for disabled guests, I’d say call ahead and clarify. It's definitely not a completely flat, easy-peasy experience. Think cobblestone paths, possibly some stairs. But! The elevators are present, so that's a big tick.
- Check-in/out : Super simple, the staff are friendly and accommodating. The option of contactless check-in/out makes the whole experience even more smooth.
- Getting Around: Absolutely need a car. It's a rural paradise, not a hop-on-the-bus-and-go type of deal. Free parking? YES! Sweet, sweet relief. And there's even a car power charging station if you're eco-conscious!
The Room: My Tuscan Sanctuary (with an Awkward Placement Issue)
Okay, let's talk rooms! I snagged one of the Non-smoking rooms, obviously, because, you know, lungs. And it was beautiful. Think classic Tuscan charm: exposed beams, terracotta floors (gorgeous!), and a ridiculously comfy bed. I loved the Additional toilet! You seriously never know when you'll need two toilets. The Internet [LAN] and Internet access – wireless were both appreciated, and let me tell you, the Free Wi-Fi in the room was a lifesaver for streaming cheesy Italian movies at night.
- Available in all rooms: Air conditioning, Alarm clock, Bathrobes, Bathroom phone, Bathtub and Separate shower/bathtub, Blackout curtains, Closet, Coffee/tea maker, Complimentary tea, Daily housekeeping, Desk, Extra long bed, Free bottled water, Hair dryer, High floor, In-room safe box, Interconnecting room(s) available, Internet access – LAN, Internet access – wireless, Ironing facilities, Laptop workspace, Linens, Mini bar, Mirror, Non-smoking, On-demand movies, Private bathroom, Reading light, Refrigerator, Safety/security feature, Satellite/cable channels, Scale, Seating area, Separate shower/bathtub, Shower, Slippers, Smoke detector, Socket near the bed, Sofa, Soundproofing, Telephone, Toiletries, Towels, Umbrella, Visual alarm, Wake-up service, Wi-Fi [free], Window that opens. Wow, that's everything on a room's list!
- My only REAL grumble? My room seemed to be RIGHT next to the… well, the pizza oven. Now, I love pizza. LOVE it! But the occasional waft of burning wood at 6 AM wasn't exactly conducive to a peaceful slumber. A minor inconvenience, though.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: Food, Glorious Food! (and a Cocktail or Two)
Okay, this is where Podere Costa Romana truly shines. The food! Mamma Mia! I'm still dreaming of the hand-rolled pasta (the truffle sauce! The truffle sauce!).
- Restaurants: Multiple. Options! A la carte in restaurant, Alternative meal arrangement, Asian cuisine in restaurant, Bar, Breakfast [buffet], Breakfast service, Buffet in restaurant, Coffee/tea in restaurant, Coffee shop, Desserts in restaurant, International cuisine in restaurant, Poolside bar, Restaurants, Room service [24-hour], Salad in restaurant, Snack bar, Soup in restaurant, Vegetarian restaurant, Western breakfast, Western cuisine in restaurant.
- The Poolside Bar: Absolute heaven! Sip on a Negroni while gazing at the rolling hills? Yes, please!
- Breakfast: Breakfast service is the only way to start the day. You can also try the Breakfast takeaway service. I was slightly disappointed that there wasn't a proper Asian breakfast, but there was plenty of delicious Western breakfast.
- The Bar: Excellent selection of drinks, and they're not shy with the prosecco. Happy hour is the best part of the day!
Ways to Relax: Spa Days, Fitness, and Total Bliss
Okay, let's do this (I'm still so relaxed after the Spa!)
- The Spa: Absolutely, utterly, gloriously divine. Okay, I need to get this off my chest. I had the most amazing Body wrap experience! I went for the Body scrub first. The masseuse was a miracle worker. My shoulders, which usually carry the weight of the world, felt like butter. And the sauna! I almost could have lived in the Sauna.
- The Gym/fitness: They seemed to have a gym, but I was too busy drinking wine to go.
- Swimming pool: (with a view!) I'm not a pool person, really, but this was stunning. The Swimming pool [outdoor] with the countryside in the background? Seriously Instagram-worthy. Poolside bar is amazing.
- Sauna, Spa/sauna, Steamroom, Massage. Oh yes, everything you need for a full, relaxing day.
Cleanliness and Safety: Sanitized and Safe (mostly!)
In this day and age, this is paramount. And Podere Costa Romana seems to take it seriously.
- Anti-viral cleaning products: ✅
- Daily disinfection in common areas: ✅
- Hand sanitizer: Readily available.
- Hot water linen and laundry washing: ✅ (phew!)
- Hygiene certification: Sounds good.
- Individually-wrapped food options: ✅
- Physical distancing of at least 1 meter: Mostly observed.
- Professional-grade sanitizing services: ✅
- Room sanitization opt-out available: Nice touch.
- Rooms sanitized between stays: ✅
- Safe dining setup: ✅
- Staff trained in safety protocol: ✅
- Sterilizing equipment: Present and accounted for.
For the Kids: A Very Child-Friendly Place
- Family/child friendly, Kids facilities, Kids meal, Babysitting service. I saw lots of families enjoying themselves. This place is a hit with the little ones.
Services and Conveniences: Everything You Need
- Concierge, Food delivery, Currency exchange, Laundry service, Luggage storage, Elevator, Air conditioning in public area, Audio-visual equipment for special events, Business facilities, Cash withdrawal, Convenience store, Daily housekeeping, Doorman, Dry cleaning, Essential condiments, Gift/souvenir shop, Indoor venue for special events, Invoice provided, Ironing service, Luggage storage, Meeting/banquet facilities, Meetings, Meeting stationery, On-site event hosting, Outdoor venue for special events, Projector/LED display, Safety deposit boxes, Seminars, Shrine, Smoking area, Terrace, Wi-Fi for special events, Xerox/fax in business center, Podere Costa Romana has it all.
Things to Do: Beyond the Pool (and the Pasta!)
- Airport transfer: If you need it
- Car park [free of charge], Car park [on-site], Taxi service, Valet parking, Bicycle parking: All very useful.
The Minor Annoyances (Because, You Know, Life)
- Some of the staff spoke limited English. It's Europe, I know. Fine, It's fine.
- The initial "orientation" to the property was pretty brief. I spent the first hour wandering around trying to find the pool (with a slight panic attack that I couldn't find it).
- You have to really embrace the "Italian Time" thing. Things happen…slowly.
Final Verdict: Should You Go?
YES! Absolutely yes, you should go. Podere Costa Romana is a truly special place. It's not perfect, but that's part of its charm. It's a little bit rustic, a little bit luxurious, and a LOT of fun. Go for the views, the food, the spa, the laid-back vibe, and that feeling of la dolce vita. Just maybe bring a phrasebook and a sense of adventure.
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Podere Costa Romana: A Narni Nightmare/Dream (Depending on the Hour) - A Totally Unreliable Itinerary
Alright, buckle up buttercups, because this ain't your glossy travel brochure, okay? This is the real deal. I'm talking Italy, Narni, olive groves, hopefully some actual wine, and a healthy dose of existential dread (just kidding…mostly). Our base of operations: Podere Costa Romana. Fingers crossed, it's as charming as the pictures, and not just a glorified, slightly-falling-apart Airbnb.
Day 1: Arrival & the Great Olive Oil Discovery (or, My Stomach's Rebellion)
- Morning (ish) - The Journey Begins (and My Inner Whiner Emerges):
- Flight from… well, let's just say it was long. I'm pretty sure my seatmate thought I was plotting a revolution just because I kept sighing dramatically. (Jet lag is a cruel mistress.)
- Car rental: Pray for me. I’ve heard Italian drivers are… spirited. Also, I'm pretty sure my rental is powered by hopes and dreams, judging by the "check engine" light that's been gleefully blinking.
- Afternoon - Podere Panic & the Search for Food:
- Touchdown at Podere Costa Romana! The property is gorgeous. Truly. Those Tuscan sunsets are real. But…are the mosquitoes real? Because they're already having a field day with my ankles.
- The fridge situation: Empty. Devastatingly empty. Apparently, I forgot the essential "food" part of the "travel" equation. Cue the hangry monster within.
- Side note: Found a tiny, almost comical (and potentially poisonous) mushroom growing near the path. Should I eat it? Probably not. But the thought… tempting…
- Evening - The Olive Oil Revelation (and a Gut Feeling) :
- Decided on a mission. Find food. Any food. Drove into Narni, nearly caused a multi-car pile-up (sorry, Italy!), and finally scored some pasta.
- Back at the Podere, the first taste of olive oil was pure bliss. It was like liquid sunshine, poured directly down my throat. I practically inhaled it. Then… my stomach took over. I blame either the olive oil, the pasta or the jet lag.
Day 2: Exploring Narni & a Wine-Fueled Existential Crisis
- Morning - Narni's Charm Offensive:
- Woke up feeling… slightly less poisoned. Poked around Narni. Totally medieval, which is cool and all, but also made me feel like I was constantly awaiting a dragon attack.
- Wandered into the Rocca Albornoziana. The views! The history! The sheer weight of centuries pressing down on me… okay, maybe I need to lay off the history books.
- Afternoon - The Underground Adventure & a Tourist's Humiliation:
- The Underground Narni: Seriously, go do this! Amazing. Really. You have to go. The story is compelling. The atmosphere is real. I was actually moved by the secret societies and all that.
- My lowlight of the day: I attempted to buy a "souvenir" but completely butchered the Italian. The shopkeeper gave me that look… the one that says "tourist." I was the tourist.
- Evening - Wine, Words and an Idea (or, The Mid-Trip Meltdown):
- Sampled some local wine. Quite a bit of it. Wine has a way of loosening the grip of reality. Made me feel, if not a bit philosophical, then possibly a bit overconfident. "I'm going to write the next great novel," I declared to the empty olive grove (or so I thought). Then proceeded to scribble nonsense in my notebook. This trip is clearly inspiring profound thoughts.
- Ramble Time: Why am I here? What is the meaning of travel? Am I just a glorified consumer, flitting from picturesque spot to picturesque spot, racking up Instagram likes? Okay, maybe the wine was too much.
Day 3: Cooking Chaos & the Quest for the Perfect Espresso
- Morning - Kitchen Catastrophe:
- Decided to channel my inner Italian Nonna and make pasta. This went… poorly. I'm pretty sure the local cats are still judging my efforts.
- Lesson learned: I am not cut out for pasta making.
- Afternoon - Espresso Dreams (Shattered):
- Obsessively searching for the perfect espresso. This is a quest. A holy, caffeine-fueled crusade.
- Tried three cafes. First one, the espresso was weak. Second? Burnt. Third? The barista gave me a "are you serious?" look. The pursuit continues…
- Evening - Olive Oil Revisited (Again):
- Back to the olive oil. This time, just a drizzle. (I’m a fast learner). Decided it could act as a dip for the bread I bought. The olive oil: still amazing. The bread: rock solid (this time it was the shop keeper's fault)
Day 4: The Art of Doing Nothing (And Loving Every Second)
- Morning - Sunrise Serenity (and Mosquito Bites):
- Woke up. Watched the sunrise. Actually felt… peaceful. Ignoring the mosquito bites, obviously.
- Finally found the peace, quiet, and silence that I was searching for.
- Afternoon - Poolside Revelations:
- Spent the afternoon by the pool. Did a bit of reading, a bit of daydreaming, a bit of staring into the distance.
- Maybe travel isn't about frenetic sightseeing. Maybe it's about… being.
- Evening - Farewell Feast & Fond Farewells (Maybe):
- Prepared a simple dinner. Pasta (again, because I'm a glutton for punishment). Wine (duh).
- Packing time. Sigh. Is it time to go yet? I'm not sure. I feel like I didn't say goodbye to my new friend.
Day 5: Departure - The Realization (and the Check Engine Light)
- Morning - the Check Engine Light (Again!)
- Said goodbye to the Podere. Sigh. This place grew on me.
- The check engine light is still on. I have to go.
- Afternoon - Final Thoughts
- Driving back to the airport, I thought about returning to the Podere.
- This trip wasn't just a vacation. It was a… well, it was something.
- I should do it all again.
So there you have it. My messy, imperfect, and hopefully somewhat entertaining account of Podere Costa Romana. It wasn't perfect. It wasn't always pretty. But it was real. And maybe, just maybe, that's what truly makes a trip worthwhile. Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to find another espresso.
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Okay, seriously, is Podere Costa Romana *really* as idyllic as it looks in those dreamy photos?
Alright, let's be real. Those photos? Yeah, they’re good. Beautiful even. But the *reality* of Podere Costa Romana is...well, it's a bit more *lived in*. And I mean that in the best possible way. Think less sterile perfection, more sun-drenched imperfection. It’s got this *vibe*, this relaxed Italian *joie de vivre* that just seeps into your bones.
Picture this: We arrived, utterly knackered after battling the rental car and the Italian highway (always a wild ride, by the way). The air...it *smelled* of something amazing. Rosemary? Lavender? Honestly, I couldn't identify it, but it was *divine*. We finally staggered out of the car, and there we were. The view? Stunning. Seriously, you'll be snapping photos like a paparazzi on a celebrity yacht.
The building itself? Rustic charm personified. And let's just say, the shower water pressure? Not exactly what you'd expect from, say, a five-star hotel. (More of a gentle trickle, especially if you're taking a shower *after* your partner. Learn from *my* mistakes.) But honestly? It all adds to the magic. It’s comfortable, in the way only an old, loved home can be. And besides, who needs a power shower when you have that view?
What's the food situation like? I'm thinking of cooking, but I'm also thinking, "wine."
Ah, the food. The *holy grail* of Italian vacations. So, the kitchen at Podere Costa Romana? It's well-equipped. You'll find everything you need to whip up a feast. (Trust me, I tried. And failed. Miserably. Turns out, I'm not a natural pasta-making genius, despite *thinking* I was).
There’s a local market in Narni – *go there*. It’s where the magic happens. Stalls overflowing with fresh produce, cured meats that will make you weep with joy, and cheeses that smell…well, intensely. Don't be afraid to butcher your (very limited) Italian. Most vendors are incredibly patient and happy to help. And embrace the chaos!
*Wine*, though? Now that’s a different story. Bring your own, or, better yet, find the local winery and be a wine-tourism expert. We ended up buying a few bottles, and let me tell you, the sunsets over those Umbrian hills? They pair *perfectly* with a crisp glass of local white. Just…pace yourself. I may or may not have woken up one morning with a slightly fuzzy memory of singing opera in the kitchen…
Is it easy to get around without a car? Or is it essential to drive?
Okay, here’s the truth bomb: You *need* a car. Absolutely, positively, undeniably need a car. Public transport? Let’s just say it's not exactly known for its efficiency in this part of Italy. Think of it as an adventure. A stressful, at times confusing, but ultimately rewarding adventure!
The roads are... well, they're Italian roads. Narrow, winding, and occasionally, you'll question the sanity of the person who built them. But the scenery? Unforgettable. Every hairpin bend rewards you with another breathtaking vista. Just remember to drive on the *right* side of the road. I say this from experience. I nearly ended up in a ditch on more than one occasion. (And the Italian drivers? They’re…assertive. Let’s leave it at that.) So, yes, get a car. And maybe take a deep breath and repeat "piano, piano" (slowly, slowly).
What's there to *do* besides, you know, just *being* in Tuscany?
Okay, okay, I get it. Being in Tuscany is pretty darn amazing. But if you need something to actually *do*, here are some ideas. Narni itself is a gem. Explore the underground, it's weird and wonderful. Go to a local festival (check local listings). Or, for the love of all that is holy, visit the Duomo and the Rocca Albornoziana.
Day trips? Tons! Orvieto is a must-see (the Duomo is breathtaking, seriously). Assisi is beautiful (and a bit overrun with tourists depending on the season, but still worth it). And Rome is a day trip away (but be prepared for a *long* day).
We also took a cooking class. It was... educational. Let's just say, I'm still perfecting my tiramisu. But the best part? Eating the fruits (and failures) of your labor. Drinking local wine and laughing with the instructors (who probably secretly pitied our culinary skills). Honestly, the food was the best part, and the wine flowed freely. Don't over think it. Just do it!
Are there any downsides? Be honest!
Alright, let's get real. Perfection doesn't exist, and Podere Costa Romana, while amazing, does have a few quirks.
* **The Wi-Fi:** It’s…spotty. Let's be honest, you're not there to work (hopefully!). Embrace the digital detox. It’s actually pretty liberating. But if you’re relying on it for work, pack a backup plan.
* **Mosquitoes:** They exist. Especially in the evenings. Bring bug spray. Seriously. You'll thank me later.
* **The Driveway:** It's a gravel track. Prepare for a slightly bumpy ride.
* **Losing your way:** Ok, I swear, even with a satnav, you will get lost. Embrace it. It's part of the fun.
* **The language barrier:** It's manageable. Learn a few basic Italian phrases. Hand gestures are your friends. Prepare for a few awkward, hilarious interactions.
But honestly? These are minor inconveniences. The pros far outweigh the cons. The overall experience, the beauty, the tranquility...it’s worth it. It's all part of the charm. And I wouldn't trade it for anything.
What was the single, most memorable experience?
Okay, if I *had* to pick one, just *one* single moment? It would be this:
It was our second night. We'd spent the day exploring, getting wonderfully lost, and then battling the local supermarket for supplies (don't even get me started on the checkout lines). We’d managed to cobble together a dinner (mostly pasta, obviously) and were sitting on the terrace as the sun dipped below the Umbrian hills.
The air was warm, scented with the promise of rain. The cicadas were singing their relentless song. We had a bottle of local wine (the one with the cheeky label), some bread, and a plate of that amazing prosciutto we'd bought.
My partner and I were just...*there*. Not trying to be anywhere else. Not rushing. Not checking our phones. Just *being*. Laughing, sharing stories, and watching the stars come out. It was the kind of moment that gets etched into your memory. The kind youHotelicity
Podere Costa Romana Narni Italy
Podere Costa Romana Narni Italy
